Several (Very) Random and (Mostly) Obscure Recollections...
By: Bill Dean
BEAT EDSEL
In true cake-eater fashion, us Pioneers pooled enough cash to rent a helicopter to fly over the Dearborn/Edsel football game. As you remember, the chopper pulled a sign reading "BEAT EDSEL". (The original wording, "EDSEL S___S!", was a valuable asset during the fund-raising stage of the caper, but was replaced at the last minute by something more tasteful.) The arrival of the helicopter was timed perfectly; we had just scored to make it 19-0 in the 4th quarter. The cheering on the Dearborn side was never louder, and the silence on the other side never quieter. The pilot circled, once, twice, three times....five times....ten times.....fifty times.....a hundred times.....the freakin' guy wouldn't leave! The constant droning of the rotor blades drowned out the P.A. announcer. Cheerleaders covered their ears. Young children cowered beneath the bleachers. Babies cried. Old men wept. But it was worth it.
A LESSON ABOUT COLOMBIA
It's no secret that Colombia was, and still is, a source of marijuana. Innocent fact, you say? Well, not if your Spanish teacher's name is Candace. Ken Tiseo argued that he was simply a thorough researcher of South American export practices when he included this information in his presentation to the Spanish class. His classmates' prolonged laughter that followed this observation seemed to indicate otherwise. The ensuing phone call from Ken's Spanish teacher to Ken's mother was probably not to congratulate her for the thoroughness of Ken's research practices.
A SECRET GARDEN
Speaking of South American plants, what was that funny looking thing growing in Dottie Wolf's house plant?
THE TEXAS FOOTBALL TRANSFER
There was a rumor that a big high school football star from Texas was transferring to DHS for our senior year. Anybody else remember that one? I think it even made the front page of our well-respected tabloid, THE OBSERVER. Turned out to be a sham, but nobody claimed credit for it.
ON A CLEAR DAY IN MAY
On the track team, there's Varsity, and then there's junior varsity. As one of the latter who struggled for three years to become the former, I can appreciate the effort required. Sometimes that effort pays off in small rewards, sometimes it pays off big, and sometimes. . .lightning strikes on a clear day in May. Max Rudolph, another runner who struggled to make Varsity, shocked everyone when he advanced to the finals of the 220 yard dash in the biggest meet of the year, the League meet. Here was Max, completely unknown, standing alongside the best sprinters from eight schools. Here was Max, with no business finishing anywhere but last, firing out of the blocks at the crack of the starter's pistol. And finally, here was Max, pulling into the lead along the final turn, and crossing the finish line first. I saw it and I still don't believe it.
THE WESTERN CLUB
An excuse to get together, sit around a campfire, tell lies and drink a whole lotta beer. Nothing more. What more could you want? THE WATER BUG? I'll never forget the time that a bunch of us guys on the track team secretly absconded with Coach Bridges' yellow VW beetle. We pushed it around to the back of the school, rolled it into the auto shop, completely dismantled the car, carried it piece by piece through the locker room to the pool deck, completely re-assembled it, and pushed it into the deep end of the pool. OK, OK, we never got beyond the planning stages with that idea, but just thinking about it relieved some of the pain of those barf-inducing hill repeats.
THAT BLUR
Who can forget Tim Rauh's haunting performance in The Child Buyer (?), or whatever the play was called. The script called for Tim to sit frozen in a chair, front and center, and remain silent and motionless, unblinking eyes fixed straight ahead as the scenes played out behind him. A rumor, never fully substantiated, was that this was not a dramatic theatrical device employed by the director, but was meant as punishment for Tim, who constantly screwed up his lines during rehearsal. (An interesting footnote: Many students took advantage of this opportunity to "see" Tim for the first time. Prior to this performance, Tim's "record" for sitting quiet and motionless was 1.4 seconds, so most students only knew Tim as "that blur".)